Me, listening to the Polly Platt series on You Must Remember This: Peter Bogdanovich is a MONSTER! How could anyone ever be so cruel and self-centered and vapid and selfish?! I can NOT imagine anyone EVER abandoning his wife and children like that ...
Me, watching The Heartbreak Kid: I WOULD THROW MY ENTIRE LIFE AWAY FOR YOU CYBILL SHEPHERD MARRY ME NOW
And, thus, this is a 106-minute masterpiece of American cringe comedy, a thorough excoriation of male naivety…