Jack :)

I contain multitudes 
(one of which is a heavy dose of recency bias)

Favorite films

  • Girls' Last Tour
  • A Bride for Rip Van Winkle
  • Ritual
  • Spun

Recent activity

  • Annihilation


  • Devil


  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen


  • Heathers


Recent reviews

  • Men



    Would be a 10 if it weren’t trying to be political

  • Devil



    It’s not as bad as u guys say it is… I love a little ‘trapped in a room’ scenario…

Popular reviews

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    My favourite parts of the movie were when Ethan Hawke wasn’t speaking, his character was kinda annoying lmao. 

    Speaking of not speaking, I do think some of the best parts of this were when there was silence. Obviously the music booth scene (I was uncontrollably smiling during it), and all the moments when they walked quietly and the beginning/tail ends of some scenes. I’m appreciative of these wordless moments of intimacy, but part of me wishes we got more of…

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    If I don’t get a (twink) boyfriend soon I’m turning this account into a proana account idc I’m done 

    My inner Pinterest/Tumblr girl had a field day with this one. Was such an astoundingly aesthetically pleasing film but it felt like it lacked some substance, or should I say ‘meat’ at times. Despite the film missing a certain spark, it still managed to leave me feeling empty, lonely and yearning (in a good way). Ending was kinda predictable but that…