dr mabuse dr mabuse
if life were a train he'd be the caboose
his drink of choice is probably chartreuse
this four hour film is far from abuse
two types of angles: acute and obtuse
the singular of gosling is just a goose
the singular of moose is still just moose
my favorite kind of tree is not the spruce
the king of the gods is that bitch zeus

this started out as a cruella de vil parody but i just got lost in trying to make as many rhymes as possible.

hey fritz, epic fucking shit, bro. keep it up.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.