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  • Colette

    Colette

    ★★★★

    Okay so let's see if this movie is good.

    Stars Keira Knightley? Okay, I like her.

    Period Drama? Ooh, that's fun.

    ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS CINEMATOGRAPHY PRODUCTION DESIGN AND COSTUMES? OH HELL THIS IS GREAT

    GAY??!??!?!?!?!?!?! I AM IN LOVE

  • Dear Dictator

    Dear Dictator

    ★★★★

    Look this movie is completely dumb but it's a lot of fun. It's a dark comedy about this Castro-esque dictator who, after his regime falls, hides out in the house of a high school girl who wrote to him for a school project.

    It's one of those movies where like you'd see a gifset of a funny scene on tumblr and then when you look up the movie you see it has a really low rating and decide not to…

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  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

    ★★½

    When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.

  • Swingers

    Swingers

    If this review gets 100 likes i'll do a face reveal

    Edit: Only if the likes come from real accounts not made simply to like this post.

    Edit 2: I won't do a face reveal anymore due to all these fake accounts. This is not a legitimate like count. These accounts are fake. Unlike in the American Election, there is real voter fraud here.

    Please, whoever is doing this. Stop.

    Edit 3: You want a face reveal? Here's your stupid face reveal.

    i.imgur.com/W5vmV7y.jpg

    EDIT 4: IT WAS ZARA! SHE DID THIS! SHE IS THE LIAR! SHE IS THE CHEAT!