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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★★½

    CATS? More like THAT'S a great fucking movie

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't understand the existence of this movie. Not just the creation of it in spite of an already complete trilogy, but every factor in this movie just doesn't make sense. I don't understand these incarnations of Woody, Buzz, the rest of Bonnie's Toys and Bo Peep, and I don't understand the introduction of Forky, Gabby Gabby, Key & Peele, and Duke Caboom. I don't understand the story beats this movie chose to go with.

    It can't just be for money.…

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  • Kon-Tiki

    Kon-Tiki

    ★★½

    you take this story about a bunch of dudes vibing on a boat together and the first thing you do is show us thor and his wife???? these nords gay smh

    also this is one of the most by the numbers biopics i've ever seen. The 1950 Documentary, made by Thor Heyerdahl himself, is a much better film in every respect. It has the footage shot on the actual raft and tells the story in a much more exciting and engaging way. And it's shorter too!

  • I, Daniel Blake

    I, Daniel Blake

    ★★★★

    Maybe I should check out more Ken Loach

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

    ★★½

    When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.