• Demons

    Demons

    ★★★½

    what a stupid stupid movie

  • Tokyo Gore Police

    Tokyo Gore Police

    ★★★★

    Theres a certain luster to shitty 2000s vfx that makes things a lot more enjoyable and entertaining than the ugly cgi messes we get nowadays

  • From Beyond

    From Beyond

    ★★★★

    crawford: eating human organs from the pathology lab

    head nurse, calmly: crawford... please dont do that...

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    ★★★★

    dennis hopper... stretch... chop top... so fucking amazing and iconic

  • Basket Case

    Basket Case

    ★★★

    belial baby

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★½

    I want a naked man to chase me with a chainsaw...

  • It

    It

    ★★★

    pennywise: piss yourself out of fear you stupid kids 🤡

    losers club: kill yourself

    pennywise: 🥺

  • All That Breathes

    All That Breathes

    ★★★★

    A hypnotic and existential documentary about bird conservation in a world that seems like it'll end at any moment. Exceptional craft on display, in particular the score by Roger Goula is astounding (and made me immediately add all his work into my spotify playlists). It's slow and deliberate pacing just makes me all the more enthralled in the topic at hand. Beautiful, beautiful film.

  • EO

    EO

    ★★★★

    Thinking about those tiktoks that are like "filmbros when you dont want to watch a three hour black and white polish film from the 1930s from the perspective of a pigeon" and like those are just lazy jokes. But i did love this 90 minute polish film from the perspective of a donkey.

    A film that is deeply empathetic, inviting you to invest yourself in the life of this animal, feel what it feels, see the world how he sees…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

    where is its best picture nomination. this is so much better than all mid on the western flop, avatar: the flop of water, the flopshees of midisherin, elvmid, everything mid all at once, the flopelmids, míd, triangle of midness, flop gun: midverick, and womid flopping

  • Here's Nudnik

    Here's Nudnik

    ★★★½

    I want to protect Nudnik with all my life.

  • How to Avoid Friendship

    How to Avoid Friendship

    ★★★★

    Colm in Banshees of Inisherin could've used this...