Back in 2010, I went to see Shutter Island resulting in the termination of my social life.
Prioritising gore over atmosphere, 'Leatherface' demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of what made Tobe Hooper's seminal film so great. Presenting the horror icon as a sympathetic young man with mummy issues, it serves as a reminder that some stories are better left untold.
There are three rules that I live by:
1). Never get less than twelve hours sleep.
2). Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city.
3). Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese - Coach Finstock (1985)