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  • S1m0ne



    "Mr. Pacino, I don't feel so good."

  • Drive Angry

    Drive Angry


    The Accountant: You, fat fuck. Come here. 
    Fat Lou: What did you call me? What did you just call me? 
    The Accountant: I called you "fat fuck," and we had better leave it at that. Unless you'd prefer I call you, "dead fat fuck."

    Nic Cage rocking the double denim, sporting a beautifully bleached receding hairline with a bullet lodged in his right eye socket. If that sounds appealing, congratulations! You're the demographic for this moronically desperate exploitation throwback. 


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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm not here to complain and create any animosity amongst the 'Star Wars' fan base. If you read this and don't like what I have to say then please don't verbally abuse me. Film is subjective and if you like 'The Last Jedi', I respect that. I wish that I was able to share your enthusiasm. Unfortunately, I feel that it is the worst entry in the franchise to date. If you honestly believe that I have some sort of…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    Denis Villeneuve has made the impossible, possible. I have made no secret of the adoration I feel for Ridley Scott's 1982 opus. The original 'Blade Runner' is the greatest science-fiction film of all time. Surely a sequel that comes within touching distance of replicating such quality seems unfathomable? With a director like Denis at the helm, expectations are already inflated. Any preconceptions that you may have had are irrelevant. Nothing can prepare you for the literal perfection that ensues.