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  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again


    The Godfather Part II of the Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe (clearly Andy Garcia is being set up for Part III, where he and Al Pacino will have to fight for Cher’s affection)

    As an Executive Producer, I would love to know what creative input Tom Hanks had on this

    Also, the third film has to feature Omid Djalili’s quest for Colin Firth

    Lily James is the heart and soul of this movie - I would be shocked if she isn’t…

  • Justice League

    Justice League


    I can’t believe Man of Steel is the 2nd best out of all these things

    Astonishingly, Superman is the best part of this movie - at some point they let somebody who’s read a Superman comic write his scenes (particularly his moments with Flash and Batman)

    At points, the team banter is fine

    Aquaman does ok with his dudebro shtick 

    Flash is occasionally funny 

    Flash is often not funny

    Some of the laziest exposition, I’ve ever seen, I…

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  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run


    Mel Gibson is a cock.

    He also plays a really funny character in this funny, smart, sweet, timeless Aardman classic.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Why not just give it to David Lynch so he could make The Elephant Man: The Musical? The people want Kyle MacLachlan (channeling Anthony Hopkins) as PT Barnum!
    Some catchy songs, vibrant and colourful, and some decent performances (particularly Hugh Jackman and Michelle Williams). However, most of the script is uninspired, and obviously the real Barnum was a terrible person.