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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    This has sent me into a deep dark hole of existential self reflection, thank you Bo Burnham!

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It


    It’s interesting to see how far this franchise has come since its first instalment - back when it was still trying to ground itself, as best it can, in reality. Now, the opening title card claiming this film is “based on a true story” has become harder to believe, but on the plus side, it allowed for this absolutely batshit crazy and viciously creative sequel to live and breathe, so, really, fuck the truth. Tell a good story. And this…

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  • Rampage



    This is honestly the greatest film ever made. We can’t top this. It’s where we peak as a society. The Rock straight up fights a giant mutant monkey, giant mutant crocodile and giant mutant wolf at the same time. This film is nuts. Like, sure, I guess you could describe this film as ‘garbage.’ But I’d prefer to describe it as ‘cinema.’

  • Tenet



    Christopher Nolan is so dedicated to the secrecy around this movie that he won’t even tell you what it’s about while you’re watching it.