Imagining Austin Butler explaining to Vanessa Hudgens in this accent that Baz Luhrmann is making the Elvis movie like Faust but from the perspective of Mephistopheles and her sitting there going “we have to break up.”
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Asako I & II 2018
I do think everyone should get the chance to date their hottest ex again with one (1) new personality.
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021
I love it when Michelle Williams has to talk to Venom. Two of our greatest screen presences collaborating.
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Turning Red 2022
do NOT talk to me about this movie if you don't also have a pathological need to please your mother