• Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    really bad entry into the ‘Amy Adams taking oxycodone and roller skating’ cinematic universe

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

    ★★★

    has anyone seen poison, safe, velvet goldmine, far from heaven, im not there, carol or wonderstruck? i thought poison, safe, velvet goldmine, far from heaven, im not there, carol or wonderstruck was lovely

  • Mama Weed

    Mama Weed

    ★★★½

    who translated 'la daronne' as 'mama weed'?

  • Cuties

    Cuties

    ★★★

    imagine getting mad over the sexualisation in this... just say you've never seen a french movie before

  • First Cow

    First Cow

    ★★★★

    literally love watching cows being milked. it's up there with heads being shaved

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★½

    i love a descent into madness but more so when it’s about a singular french woman

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★

    i’d love to curate a film festival called ‘acting out: EUPD on screen’

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★½

    eliza scanlan always sick in bed 🙄

  • Dating Amber

    Dating Amber

    ★★

    i'm so over this brand of coming-of-age

  • The Truth

    The Truth

    ★★★½

    i wouldn’t be surprised by a US remake with jennifer coolidge

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★½

    i asked my sister at least 30 questions about the plot. literally not a clue what was happening

  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is how you age when you’re unproblematic 😌✨