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  • Okja



    Watched with my younger brother, who verbally eviscerated Paul Dano every second he was onscreen.

  • Blue Ruin

    Blue Ruin


    Fantastic entry into the “guy gets in way over his head and gets sucked into a world of horrifying violence” subgenre. Deals just as much in quiet moments of dread as it does in acts of sweaty, nauseating brutality. I still can’t get over how much Dwight looks like that one dude from Brooklyn Nine Nine

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Polanski really had the Austin Powers fit on huh

  • Us



    Genuinely unnerving. Jordan Peele's trademark humor seeps through occasionally, but there's no mistaking this for anything but a full-fledged horror movie. After the cerebral thrill-ride of Get Out, it felt good to genuinely WINCE at what was happening onscreen. Lupita Nyong'o's performance(s) were spectacular, and her presence filled me with a feeling of dread that rivals some of the best movie villains ever.

    Ultimately though, I left the theater more curious than terrified. A lot of ideas get thrown out…