• Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    This film sucks.. hyped up for no reason. Mediocrity... Justice league is a better film to invest your time with since it has some entertainment and it’s a more competent film.

  • The Legend of Hercules

    The Legend of Hercules

    ★★★★★

    Good action and adventure. A Different and good story for hercules, not like that crap Disney made...recommended.

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    Texas Chainsaw 3D

    ★★★★★

    Another masterpiece of horror. Taking right after the events of the original Texas chainsaw massacre (which sucked, so I was surprised this was so good). Even a couple of cameos by cast of the original movie. This movie scared the EMOJIS out of me, I’m not kidding, that scene with the guy with the mask throwing the chainsaw to our faces was so freaking amazing, like literally I felted it because of how awesome the 3D was, and then the guy running to the woods, so well written.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    JACKIE IS BACK. GO ON AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I NEED MORE MONEY AND FOLLOWERS. 

    What to expect from this crap? Like, literally I went to the movie threate with such low expectations and in the end the movie still disappointed me. Unemotional, you don’t get what the hell is happening due to how confusing the plot is, the characters are all over the fucking place,
    There’s a scene in which doomsday rip off goes and talks with a…

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★★★★

    What can I say about this ahead of its time masterpiece ??? It’s action packed, sexy, hilarious and most importantly well written. 









































    I jerked off last night.

  • The Love Guru

    The Love Guru

    ★★★★★

    'If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant!'

    This movie is so brilliant!!! Michael Myers again shows us his comedic talent and how good of a movie he can make, if you haven’t watched this, Please do!! It’s amazing.

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    ★★★★★

    Surprisingly great!! I never thougth I would enjoy a documentary about a black pedophile so much, but I did. I love the twist at the end when the white Dude with glasses talks about how he used to cook a fried egg with his lad but then one day,
    His lad got so mad that they got separated. I didn’t remember Bill Cosby having a park called “neverland” thougth....

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

    This film is a misunderstood classic. Ive always been a big fan of Tom Green. It always makes me laugh, I can’t see why many would disagree. Not for the easily offended.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    [Removed by admins.]

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    A long, stupid, pointless remake.  The movie offers nothing but unnecessary subplots and ramped up gore.  A true waste of time.

  • Nine Lives

    Nine Lives

    ★★★★★

    I have watched this movie at least 20 times and it never stops being amazing. Top 3 favourite 2016 movies.

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    Is Holy-Hell an oxymoron? Or am I a moron on oxy for sitting through this mundane circumcision?