jacob

never watched a movie in my life

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  • Speed Racer
  • Boogie Nights
  • Mulholland Drive
  • House

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  • Elvis

    ★★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

  • Misery

    ★★★½

  • A Woman Under the Influence

    ★★★★

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  • Joe Pera Helps You Find the Perfect Christmas Tree

    Joe Pera Helps You Find the Perfect Christmas Tree

    ★★★½

    somehow had never seen this before. it reminds me of when i worked at a christmas store where we sold tens—maybe hundreds—of thousands of dollars worth of christmas trees every year. but they were all artificial trees, not real ones. on busy days such as black friday or the day after black friday, it was my job to perform “tree diagnostics,” a free service we provided where customers could bring in their pre-lit trees if the lights weren’t working. it…

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