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  • The World's End
  • Inception
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Oppenheimer

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  • Doom

  • Jackie Brown


Pinned reviews

  • Mary and Max

    Mary and Max


    Film Club #29

    "Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, like mine, have cracks, banana peels, and cigarette butts."

    Picking my choice for film club was an intimidating task. I was even more intimidated when I decided to pick one of my all time favorite movies, because I knew that many people would not feel the same way. Although I kept telling myself that it doesn't matter who likes the movie and who hates…

Recent reviews

  • Monster



    The monster is here, it always will be. Different shapes different sizes. Incomprehensible. Unstoppable. It’s here to eat, it’s here to toy, it’s here to test. It’s so much more than just a fairytale. 

    Do we invite the monster? Do we’d accept the inevitable wrath the monster entails and submit to its wrath? Maybe try and curry favor with it and hope to buy more time? Maybe we’re no better than that monster and secretly wish to gain something from…

  • FLCL




Popular reviews

  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure


    Thomas and Newt didn't kiss, this is some bullshit.

  • Cremaster 1

    Cremaster 1

    Yeah it's still balls, but this was fucking boring.

    Motherfucking cgi blimps fucking cgi grapes and metaphorical bullshit testicles.

    I'll give you a summary of it so you don't have to watch it.
    Dancers just one big set of balls
    Blimp bitches got testicle table full of grapes, so many grapes
    Secret blimp bitches in each blimp steal some grapes
    Grapes fall
    Grapes make shapes
    Dancers copy shape
    repeat for 40 minutes

    Couldn't even give me some music that doesn't…