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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi


    would be 1-2 whole points higher if George could just leave these CGI monstrosities out of it

    the set and character design in these films is one of my favourite aspects and it saddens me to see this bumbling fool take a massive retroactive shit over other people's hard work

  • 127 Hours

    127 Hours


    so you're telling me that Danny Boyle had James Franco trapped in a cavern and he LET HIM OUT??

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    this film was a calculated risk and holy fuck is Taika Waititi good at math

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    A wonderful, inspiring film that's centred around being nice to sea-birds, being kind to your elders and the importance of working hard.

    Would definitely watch with your parents, especially if they love cutesy, whimsical films. Boomer grandads will like it for being black and white, and for being just as square as they are!

    If your mum is a Twilight fan, she'll love watching Robert Pattinson masturbate and howl.

    Stands a good chance of being my second ever 10/10 with a few rewatches.