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  • Us



    When rewatching this (which I did on the plane to Halloween Horror Nights since there is an “Us” haunted house there 😁) I found myself in the first hour of it or so wondering why I only gave it a 7, because I was legitimately finding it great for the first hour, catching onto things I didn’t quite pick up the first time. Then, the last 40 minutes went completely off the rails for me and became really stupid and…

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Great atmospheric horror. Genuinely scary at points and gets under your skin in an uncomforting yet awesome way. Performances across the board were great, glad to see some good child actors. I’m sure there’s so much that could be picked up on a second watch. Robert Eggers definitely knows how to direct a movie, and this just made my excitement for The Lighthouse go up even more. Really liked this movie, and will probably add it to my list of horror movies I watch during spooky season every year.

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  • Swiped



    To the following movies; Slenderman, Father of the Year, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, Jack and Jill, Gotti, and so many more movies I’ve deemed as some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, I’m sorry. 

    This is the absolute worst movie I’ve ever seen.

  • Joker



    Was very skeptical going into it. The trailers really didn’t do much for me as I know they did for some people and I was just overall not incredibly excited for this movie, I mostly just came for the inevitably good Joaquin Phoenix perfomance. However, I was pleasantly surprised. Complaints first, I thought the first act of the movie was a little sloppy in some regards and I think they could have expanded and set some things up a little…