The Snowman

I'm not as annoyed by the fact that this was such a bad movie but rather because this was just so goddamned lifeless. There seems to be, like, five different approaches that various members of the cast and crew are attempting here, and none of them ever click into place. I'm glad I put the subtitles on when watching this because I think that actually helped me follow along a bit better -- not enough to save the viewing experience, mind you, but enough to help me out. What a waste of beautiful cinematography and music.

Marty owes Thelma a huge favor for assumedly bringing her on this thing in an attempt to save it, holy fucking shit.