Halloween H20: 20 Years Later ★★½

Definitely has its moments, and Curtis is always terrific, but Miner shot this like a “very special” HALLOWEEN themed episode of DAWSON’S CREEK (complete with all of Williamson’s post-SCREAM meta bullshit). Plus, it takes 50 of its 86 minutes to actually become a slasher, contains no good kills, and ends with a Creed song over the credits. Sure, it’s a product of the times in which it was made, but my patience only stretches so far.