The Dark Tower

The Dark Tower

Awful from top to bottom. A 90-minute season recap of a bastardized dream we had as horror kids, running through the aisles of the library. How a movie can render both Matthew McConaughey and Idris Elba completely uncharismatic may be a greater mystery than its inability to mine thousands of fascinating pages for anything remotely engaging. This is Stephen King's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. A travesty.