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Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Taxi Driver
  • The Big Lebowski
  • GoodFellas

Recent activity

  • Scarface


  • Too Old to Die Young


  • Secret Santa


  • Anthony Bourdain: A Cook's Tour - The United States


Recent reviews

  • Scarface



    It's funny the last few times I've seen The Godfather movies I've been fixating on that line, "Those were the great old days,you know... And we was like the Roman Empire... The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire". Like what if you went all the way with what that line suggests and made this Caligula type movie. Just excessive, over the top and camp in the way only mega studio production could be. But Miami in the 80s instead…

  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young


    Episode 5 again.

    Mandy. That is all.

Popular reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    Holy fuck. And I thought I was all tapped out after the last one. You think you've seen John Wick? You've not seen John Wick. Not til you see Chapter 4. This was all it's ambitions fully realised. The David Lean. The Akira Kurosawa. The John Ford. The Tarantino. The Blade Runner that turned in to the fucking Duellists. Throw in some bloody Holy Motors this time. Fucking hell it even went fully Batman in the techno club with a…

  • TreeTV



    A most lovely concept. Finally someone figured it out. No fucking people just trees. Would have given this a 5 but looping just 30 mins of footage for 5 hours is criminal. I'm a huge tree Stan and I was done dirty here. I know you're meant to fall asleep and that's a beautiful gift but I just really love trees Joe!