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NYC Point Gods 2022
“This guy here was so good” and “man, you wouldn’t believe how good this guy was” take up roughly 31% of the entire dialogue.
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The Rules of Attraction 2002
It’s watchable in a way that makes you feel like you’re singing Savage Garden again on the school bus.
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The Omega Man 1971
Omega in Greek means the big O and omicron means the little O. Rosalind Cash is related to Swin Cash and she’s not Greek— either of them. This movie didn’t bring me more than a medium O which isn’t quite what Swin could do on that end of the court, and not quite what Rosalind could do in the bedroom TO-Day!
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
If only Frodo got the same outcome from rings, we wouldn’t have had to sit through so many hours of anguish.
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Igby Goes Down 2002
This little Harry Potter scarf wearing prick really thinks he’s Holden Caulfield…
Acting wasn’t great despite a pretty interesting cast (if it’s 2022). Special nod to some of the music choices.
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All the Real Girls 2003
It’s going for a sort of southern, offbeat and original romcom, and has all the pieces, but just doesn’t put it all together. Some cool cinematography and a few funny parts (could have used more Danny McBride) that save it from being a total flop.