Jacob Suggs

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sometimes i watch movies, and sometimes i enjoy them.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
  • At Eternity's Gate
  • Speed Racer
  • The Master

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  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

  • Madame Web

    ★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

    I just saw The Rise of Skywalker for a fourth time with my parents: it was my favorite time I’ve ever watched a Star Wars movie in the theater.

    When it ended my mom and I were in tears, and I leaned over, hugged her and said, “Thank you for getting me into Star Wars” as the credits rolled.

    Nothing will ever change that moment for me. That moment alone might single-handedly be my favorite moment I’ve ever had in a movie theater.

  • The Country Bears

    The Country Bears

    ★½

    Almost Heaven, Magic Kingdom
    Big Thunder Mountain, Typhoon Lagoon
    Happy Faces, The Happiest Place on Earth
    Not Dead in the Mansion, I Know My Self Worth

    Country Bears, Take Me Home
    To The Walt Where I Belong
    Orlando, Florida
    Beary Bearington
    Take Me Home, Country Bears

    All My Memories, Of Country Bear Hall
    Modest Micky, No Stranger To Capitalism
    Max and Goofy, Living in Toon Town
    Misty Taste of Pandora, Teardrop in James Cameron's Eye
    Country Bears, Take Me Home…

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    “Pretend to be a human being. Please, it’s Christmas.”

    Yeah when people say “instant classic” this is the prime example of what it actually means.

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★½

    Need to know the exact amount that Dakota Johnson was paid to actually read these lines and be cast as the lead for this movie down to the very last cent. It wasn’t enough.

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  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    ★½

    Director: “Look, I’ll make your stupid shark movie, but I just want ONE THING.”

    Studio Executive: “And what might that be?”

    Director: “I want a fish to scream directly at the camera.”

    Studio Executive: “...You know fish don’t have lungs, right?”

    Director: “Take it or leave it. That’s my final offer.”

    ...

    *Executives look at each other*

    ...

    Studio Executive: “Just give him the damn fish scream, Kyle.”

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth

    Journey to the Center of the Earth

    ★★½

    *holds up baseball glove*

    “Now THIS was your old man’s PSP”