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  • The Comedy
  • We're All Going to the World's Fair
  • The Blair Witch Project
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  • Buzzard

    ★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★½

  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

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  • Buzzard

    Buzzard

    ★★★★

    Super interested in rewatching this at some point and noting the continuing theme of surveillance and how it intersects with the main character's both compulsive scam artist hustler mindset and also increasing paranoia of his actions catching up to him, while still deluding himself that he can bullshit his way out of it. Like a slacker movie version of a Safdie brothers tragedy.

    Incredibly unsettling ending.

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can’t believe they brought the night cam audience screaming for the promotions for this there’s like barely any jump scares or moments that would at all benefit from that kind of crowded theater experience. They Marvelified my man and now instead of fun bad horror like Sinister & Sinister 2 we get extremely competent, fairly well edited and shot pablum.

    The first like, half an hour of this is so promising, this sort of anxious thriller of kids not acting…

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  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don’t know how to begin even talking about this film and how beautiful it is. Reading about the directors intentions to combine YouTube algorithms with slow cinema, the banality of meaningless content online that consumes you in empty spaces. The first movie to really depict what escapism online feels like— in its worse excesses. This film feels like a code to those who watch; light on overt referentialism but steeped in “if you know, you know”, trying to convey…

  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

    bitches be like “the way this film radiates comfort” and then it’s this movie