Cats

Cats

I'm going to write a full review at some point, but for now, please enjoy these unpublished Twitter drafts I prepped up.

I heard this movie was horny but I certainly didn't expect the entire Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene but with cats.

Get Out: *is the scariest Blumhouse movie of the decade*
Tom Hooper: "hold my beer"

If this movie made me suffer the mental image of Taylor Swift and Idris Elba having sex as cats, I'll pass it over to you too.

The wrong Hooper died

So I guess this movie is why the old Taylor never came to the phone

They slipped in a Call Me by Your Name joke and expect us to believe this is for kids huh

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