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  • Grounded: Making The Last of Us

    Grounded: Making The Last of Us


    A very informative and detailed documentary about the creation of the greatest gaming experience in the past five years, in my opinion. It's subtle and honest, and doesn't turn into a commercial for the development team, Naughty Dog.

    Directed by Jeffrey Keith Negus & co.

  • I Jomfruens Tegn

    I Jomfruens Tegn

    What follows is (seriously) what was written on my notepad after watching this wretched film:

    "- Armand is going to dinner
    - They're drinking and one of them puts a garlic bread in her vagina
    - Well, at least the actresses are actually trying (not referring to the garlic bread-incident, by the way)
    - Madness ensues
    - Archibald has sexual intercourse with four different women simultaneously
    - Two women are fucking
    - The sex continues... It's a straight up orgie now
    - Pathetic money shot
    - The sex is now taking place under water... It's - I guess - kinda nicely shot?"

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