Jacob Hinchely

Radio guy. Also host of the podcasts Han Duo, Dårligdommerne, Hakkedrengene, Klovn Podcast, etc.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Chinatown
  • Seven Samurai
  • Se7en

Recent activity

  • Fantastic Four


  • Gods of Egypt


  • Jurassic World


  • Spiderhead


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    There's a character outrunning the deadliest predator in the world - IN HEELS.

    Jurassic World is a bit worse than a remembered it. It's a lackluster spectacle with incredibly forced plot and flat characters. It's also an entire movie featuring just the worst: Samsung, Beats By Dre, Starbucks, Coca Cola... and Jimmy Fallon.

    To think that Fallen Kingdom is even worse than this. I'm not going to watch Dominion for a year or so, and the only thing I'm hoping for is a scene where Blue finally gets to fuck Owen. They're the only characters with (sexual) chemistry.

  • Spiderhead



    Spiderhead? Why not just call it Shelob Blowjob, you cowards?

    Or you could go with Bottom Gun: Mirrorick. Teller and Kosinski, since you also made Top Gun: Maverick this year, it's easy to forgive this glorified Black Mirror episode.

    Directed by Joseph Kosinski

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