Favorite films

  • Accident
  • Fresh Kill
  • Smithereens
  • Oleanna

Recent activity

  • Midsommar

  • Taking Tiger Mountain


  • The Psychic


  • In the Shadow of the Blue Rascal


Recent reviews

  • La Brune et moi

    La Brune et moi


    I guess there's a reason you never really hear about the French punk scene. Feels like they had enough money for about half of a (thinly-sketched) feature and for some reason couldn't get around to finishing it.

  • Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty


    Shockingly free of "grooming" discourse for a love story between an 18-year-old prince and a 115-year-old princess.

Popular reviews

  • Audition


    When Harry Met Salò.

  • Vertigo


    (I was originally planning on writing my review as an open letter to Hitchcock himself, which I might still do at some point, but this will suffice for now. The only part I regret not including was a question asking him how he'd like to be addressed. Hitch? Alfred? Al? Mr. Cock?)

    Reading that Orson Welles apparently hated this makes me so happy, especially when you consider that The Immortal Story is kind of the same thing except actually good...…