RSS feed for Elwood

Favorite films

Recent activity


Pinned reviews

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers


    “They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!”
    - Elwood Blues

    Film Blog #1

    Definitions of slang words and sources are at the bottom!

    G'day! So, I thought I would fettle my stizz¹ a little bit and start some sort of film blog, which is basically a blog only in reference to one specific film or genre or theme. Or all of those combined, I don’t know, I haven’t really figured it all out yet. The main…

Recent reviews

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang



    Ok, so I had to explain the plot of this film to my dad, because he had no idea what was going on for most of it, so I might as well just write it down now, while I still can:

    So Harry is a criminal (thief), whose partner gets shot by some crazy bitch while they are both fleeing from robbing a toy store. While on the run, Harry accidentally walks into a Hollywood audition…

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    "That's Gary Cooper, asshole!"

    I know, I know, it's a bit too early for the yearly obligatory Die Hard-watch, but I'm only flesh and blood and it needed the most diverse "terrorist" - group not making half as much damage as the hero of this christmas tale.

    John McClane, Sergant Al Powell and Argyle the Limo Driver: now that's a true Superhero-trio. Fuck Marvel! AND FUCK STAR WARS trying to steal the christmas action tradition from this masterpiece.

Popular reviews

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman


    Greased hair, slicked back
    Everybody gone bad
    Exposition, adaptation
    Everybody exploitation
    On Netflix, on the news
    Everybody grab food
    Sit down, on the couch
    Witnessing Joe Pesci shout:

    All I want to say is that
    Hoffa doesn't care about us
    All I want to say is that
    He don't really care about us

    Beat him, hate him
    Really fucking break him
    Warn him, scorn him
    You should never mourn him
    Do him, Sue him
    Everybody do him
    Kick him, strike…

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York


    It's more like finishing a 5 season long tv-show.

    It seems longer and shorter than it is at the same time.

    It makes no sense and perfect sense.

    It's almost like the work of a very well organized crack addict.