Elwood B.

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Favorite films

  • The Blues Brothers
  • Blow Out
  • Yojimbo
  • The Man Who Would Be King

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  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    ★½

  • She Said

    ★½

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

  • Special Correspondents

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  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★★

    “They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!”
    - Elwood Blues

    Film Blog #1

    Definitions of slang words and sources are at the bottom!

    G'day! So, I thought I would fettle my stizz¹ a little bit and start some sort of film blog, which is basically a blog only in reference to one specific film or genre or theme. Or all of those combined, I don’t know, I haven’t really figured it all out yet. The main…

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★★

    When only the thought of re-watching a movie seems to be as good an idea as anything. When just putting in the DVD sets you off to spouting out high-pitched, womanly squeaks of joy similar to a mouse's orgasm. When, even though the distance between your Blu-ray player and sofa is less than 2 meters, you can't help but do a run-and-dive full of impatient anticipation.

    I can't sit still,
    can't be disturbed.
    Now watch me kill
    my time. Deserved!…

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  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    Florence Foster Jenkins

    ★½

    I don’t know if anybody ever managed to ruin a movie quite like Simon Helberg did with his performance in this. With his squeaky, over the top sitcom-acting, you genuinely want his piano to drop on him. 

    And the movie isn’t that great to begin with but he made it so much worse. If the real life character was as annoying as he portrayed him to be, then the number one sickness in Florence‘s life surely wasn’t syphilis.

  • She Said

    She Said

    ★½

    Being on the right side of history doesn’t make good movies or write good screenplays! This was lackluster!

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  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★

    "You're tacky and I hate you!"

    "You're a fat loser and you have body odor!"

    "STEP OFF! STEP OFF! STEP OFF! STEP OFF!"

    "Stickittothemanniosous"

    "Would you like a hug? - AAAAAH"

    "Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the LINES!"

    "Can i be the band's stylist instead?
    - Sure you can, fancy pants."

    "But I have been touched by your kids and I'm pretty sure I've touched them" *runs away

    More than iconic

  • Punishment Park

    Punishment Park

    ★★★★½

    Thankfully, there are absolutely no examples of audiovisual evidence of power-horny, fascist cops being a disgrace to their country, the western civilization and the human race.

    I'm so glad this is just a dystopian fantasy.