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  • Death Note

    Death Note


    I didn't plan on watching this movie and I had low expectations going in, low as in I was expecting abomination levels of bad but was actually surprised that it just met mediocre. Yeah it's corny as shit and the acting is terrible and the Hot Topic™ aesthetic and faux neon iconography is unbearable but it's not the worst thing walking on the planet..? Like at least I could laugh at it a good bunch.

    Bear in mind I have Not seen the original anime,,,,,,, Sooo


  • The Bad Batch

    The Bad Batch


    I hate this movie.

    We follow the most boringest most dumbest most annoyingest protagonist for the entirety of the film, based off of a plot that literally revolves around her making a dumb decision on her part by which the motivation of we have no idea because we have no idea what she's thinking throughout the whole movie.

    In fact, we have no idea what anyone is thinking at all throughout the whole movie because every actor is stoic and…

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