not all movies gotta be three course meals

Favorite films

  • A Touch of Zen
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Parasite
  • Holy Motors

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Recent reviews

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood


    when max von sydow is like, ok guys time to deceive the town and the crown, pretend to be married!!!!! that was the best part and should have been the whole movie actually

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    immaculate use of a yo-yo ma cameo, no notes

Popular reviews

  • Men


    man, the actual groan i made when she ate the apple five seconds in, bitch i also went to bible camp one time

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    sat next to a girl i ghosted on tinder for the entirety of this film, and i'm firmly anti-assigned seating now