Jakelene

not all movies gotta be three course meals

Favorite films

  • A Touch of Zen
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Parasite
  • Holy Motors

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  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

  • Death Becomes Her

    ★★★½

  • Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

  • Ponyo

    ★★★½

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  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

    ★★

    when max von sydow is like, ok guys time to deceive the town and the crown, pretend to be married!!!!! that was the best part and should have been the whole movie actually

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    immaculate use of a yo-yo ma cameo, no notes

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  • Men

    Men

    man, the actual groan i made when she ate the apple five seconds in, bitch i also went to bible camp one time

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★

    sat next to a girl i ghosted on tinder for the entirety of this film, and i'm firmly anti-assigned seating now