not all movies gotta be three course meals

Favorite films

  • A Touch of Zen
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Parasite
  • Holy Motors

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci


  • The Handmaiden


  • Lawrence of Arabia


  • The Terminator


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    sat next to a girl i ghosted on tinder for the entirety of this film, and i'm firmly anti-assigned seating now

  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve


    THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING!!! sweaty brad pitt triple crosses wild cinematography julia roberts snappy dialogue so many snacks early 2000s sunglasses satin suits european transit and george clooney pouring wine all over the floor

    this is the best ocean's movie, don't lie to urselves!!!