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  • City Slickers
  • Planet of the Apes
  • Once
  • Frank

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  • Santa's Slay

    ★★½

  • In Bruges

    ★★★★

  • Enola Holmes 2

    ★★★★

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★½

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  • Santa's Slay

    Santa's Slay

    ★★½

    This should have been his gimmick.

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★

    People like to throw “Shakespearean” out a bunch to describe nearly any movie with a semblance of tragedy but rarely do any of them deserve it. This movies deserves the fucking hell out of it and if you told me it was an adaptation of a Shakes work I wasn’t familiar with I would believe it in a heartbeat.

    It’s so damn good and incredibly sharp. Would probably be on my 5 star list if it wasn’t so unnecessarily homophobic and if the 2000’s action movie score didn’t completely pull me out of the last act.

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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ½

    Have you ever watched a movie in which the characters are actively irritating, have no desires, and never change BUT you hold out because it’s so well made and well acted that it HAS to pay off only for the final 90 seconds of it to flip you off and tell you to go fuck yourself for caring all while it walks away with your money?

    I have!


    Perfect example of how an ending can ruin everything and how sometimes it isn’t the journey, but indeed the destination.

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★½

    Wakanda developed tractor beam technology and not enough people are talking about it.