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  • City Slickers
  • Big Fish
  • Once
  • The Skeleton Twins

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  • Underworld: Blood Wars

  • Underworld: Awakening

    ★½

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ½

  • Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

    ★★★½

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  • Underworld: Blood Wars

    Underworld: Blood Wars

    Had no idea there was a fifth one of these! The 4th didn’t inspire me much but the completionist in me had to check this off the list and it’s mostly more of the same from 4. Though this time there’s a lot of inaudible whispers and scenes that take place nearly in pitch black!

    Happy for all these actors and crew though. Get those franchise bucks.

  • Underworld: Awakening

    Underworld: Awakening

    All the worst parts of the first and second, with none of the fun. And zero Sheen or Nighy. Meh

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  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    Still an absolute fucking masterpiece 50+ years later. Sad how culturally relevant it still is and I’ll never not enjoy the irony of Cold Dead Hands Moses being the face for one of the pinnacle anti-war, pro-science, anti-faith movies ever made.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    Have you ever watched a movie in which the characters are actively irritating, have no desires, and never change BUT you hold out because it’s so well made and well acted that it HAS to pay off only for the final 90 seconds of it to flip you off and tell you to go fuck yourself for caring all while it walks away with your money?

    I have!


    Perfect example of how an ending can ruin everything and how sometimes it isn’t the journey, but indeed the destination.