Jake Lloyd Bacon

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Favorite films

  • City Slickers
  • Planet of the Apes
  • Once
  • Frank

Recent activity

  • Lethal Weapon


  • Blue Beetle


  • Dear John


  • Napoleon


Recent reviews

  • Lethal Weapon

    Lethal Weapon


    So, it turns out, that for my entire life I thought Lethal Weapon 2 was Lethal Weapon?

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen this movie.

    It’s fun, but held back by some dated techniques of the era. Its leads are absolute fucking stars every second they’re on screen though.

    Burbank and Sam.

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle


    I don’t ONLY want Harvey Guillen to play people named de la Cruz who say their name out loud in moments of triumph…  but I don’t NOT want him to do that either.

    A lot of movies start really good and then just fall apart. It’s more rare that a movie starts bad and then finds its footing and this is one of those rarities. A very heavy handed and melodramatically written opening, then holy shit does it elevate to a completely different level in the 2nd hour.

Popular reviews

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    Have you ever watched a movie in which the characters are actively irritating, have no desires, and never change BUT you hold out because it’s so well made and well acted that it HAS to pay off only for the final 90 seconds of it to flip you off and tell you to go fuck yourself for caring all while it walks away with your money?

    I have!

    Perfect example of how an ending can ruin everything and how sometimes it isn’t the journey, but indeed the destination.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    Oh my goodness this was so good! Why didn’t anyone talk about it?!