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  • Venom



    Poorly written and poorly executed. Venom was presented as comic relief and had absolutely no motive for anything he did. It felt like there was a good 20 minutes missing from the middle of the film.

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    Bizarrely well shot film for such a run of the mill comedy. Nice use of tilt shift and overhead shots to give the film a board game feel at points. The story is so so, and the acting the same, but still got a good few chuckles out of me.

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  • Bright



    ...From the director of Suicide Squad.

    Completely irrelevant action scenes with the storlyline spoon fed to you by the two cops rambling and arguing with each other in their squad car.

    I'm not even sure Will Smith was given a script for this film. Someone said to Joel Edgerton, "look, you go out there and keep the story ticking, and we're going to just let Will come up with funny comebacks". The issue is that none of his comebacks were…

  • Straw Dogs

    Straw Dogs


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'd like someone to explain why this is so highly rated. Dustin Hoffman put the film on his back and still couldn't carry it.

    The editing for the first half is absolutely bizzare. It goes from sex, to arguments, to walking into the house, to being in the kitchen, to being in the study with no real explanation. The second half is much less scattered and actually turns in to quite a good film. Certain narratives within the entire plot…