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Reviews

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  The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2008

  

  aitanagonzalez ★★★★½

  brad pitt is sexy even in an old man body, fight me

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  Enemy of the State 1998

  

  Sammy ★★★

  It doesn’t feel like a Will Smith vehicle, nor a complete stylistic display from Tony Scott, but they both assimilate well into delivering a point. Granted, a lot of the technology…

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  The Wailing 2016

  

  Once upon a Tom in Hollywood ★★

  Convoluted and exasperatingly disconnected storytelling, indistinguishable settings and characters, and an extremely long runtime combine to make this an exhausting watch that I simply could not connect with. I first…

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  The Wailing 2016

  

  LCD ★★

  Lots of promise but just too much going on and it’s way too long. It gets really tedious and repetitive. The whole middle hour just lost me

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  Crash 1996

  

  ClydeJennings ★★★

  My penis was badly scarred in a motorcycle accident… but it can still get hard 😉

  Review 2:
  The real danger is the busting inside he keeps doing.

  Review 3:…

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  The Mule 2018

  

  Dennis Duffy ★★★½

  Another solid Eastwood self reflection. Trying to come to terms with your mistakes even knowing you can’t get back all that lost time. At its best when celebrating the simple…

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  Snake Eyes 1998

  

  dontaysux ★★½

  this was on while i got tattooed and the only thing i remember is nic cage saying 'that was the plan all along. to give u a boner'

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  The Northman 2022

  

  dontaysux ★★★½

  wasnt ever going to rate this but it was on while i was getting tattooed and i realize how much more sex and violence i wish it had