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  • Badlands



    That last half star is for scenery, bb.

  • Unsane



    - Jay Pharoah needs to work on his cigarette smoking game. This is an essential part of cinema and cannot be taken lightly. Smoke those babies like you mean it, man. 

    - The aethetic that Soderbergh gets from shooting on iPhone totally works for the type of film he’s trying to make, but it also just looks *really* good (except for the ill-conceived trunk sequence, which actually makes no sense). And the title cards, final frame, and crimson red credits…

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  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    I wonder if Disney execs have contemplated just how good a Fantastic Four movie by Brad Bird would be. And if they realize that he already made it...twice.

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


    - "Now, he who finds the Grail must face 3 challenges. First, is the path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Last is the breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head shall he prove his worth."

    - Bumping this up to 5, lads. It's a fucking speedball of a movie, a righteous, gilded cinematic joyride into the fifth dimension.…