This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A surprisingly conventional horror outing from Rob Zombie. I’ve been late to the Zombie party and have been slowly playing catch-up. From what I’ve experienced so far - Zombie has a great eye for style and writing memorable villains, but doesn’t do so hot with writing conventional characters - specifically the protagonists. This must have made Lords of Salem quite the challenge for him, as it plays like something you’d expect out of just another modern horror director in terms…