Favorite films

  • The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers
  • The Fairly OddParents: School's Out! The Musical
  • The Fairly OddParents! Abra Catastrophe
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

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  • The Amusement Park

  • Collateral Beauty

    ½

  • The Conformist

  • I Am Sam

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  • The Amusement Park

    The Amusement Park

    This movie is old wtf 😐

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    ½

    I killed a spider today but my roommate and I had trapped it a few days early in some Tupperware and the plan was to let it suffocate and die so we wouldn't have to confront its death. This was a very big spider that made an intricate and beautiful web across our back door stairs. when I went to get rid of it a few minutes ago it was some where between alive and dead and as I tried…

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  • The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

    The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

    ★★★★★

    "Seven Samurai!" Shouts a pseudo intellectual. "Synechdoche New York!" Yells another. "Anything by Tarkovsky" Screams an imbecille. The class turns to me. Its my turn to share my favorite movie.

  • Riding the Bus with My Sister

    Riding the Bus with My Sister

    Somewhere at an undisclosed location a man sits bound to a chair across from a CRT Television. A man in a suit enters the room. "So are we ready to talk". The man in the suit asks. "I've told you everything I know" begs the bound man. The man in the suit chuckles. "Maybe this will jog your memory". He resets the tape in the Television with his long spindly fingers. The bound mans screams get muffled by a maddening baseline. Good Morning.