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Recent reviews

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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  Look I don’t know if this actually holds up when you think about it, but it has some refreshingly nasty and practical thrills while you’re in it. So… elevated Blumhouse.

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  Body of Evidence 1993

  ★ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  I asked ChatGPT for recommendations for trashy 90s thrillers. I had already seen it’s four recommendations (including Basic Instict and Wild Things). So I asked it for more.

  3. “Body of Evidence” (1993) - Madonna takes the lead in this provocative courtroom thriller, where she’s accused of murder, alongside Willem Dafoe.

  Now make it uwu 

  3. “Body of Evidence” (1993) - Madonna takes the lead in this pwovocative courtroom thwillew, accused of muwdew, alongside Willem Dafoe.

  Thank god it’s on…

Popular reviews

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  Beanie Mania 2021

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2021

  Is “The Beanie Rap” eligible for best original song?

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  Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jan 2021

  The On Cinema universe is a lot of things, including a gigantic multi-year multimedia commitment. It’s also quietly one of the best satires of conservatism in both the pre-Trump era as well as the entirety of the last four years. 

  Decker was created in 2014 and Tim Heidecker has acknowledged the character is based on Trump himself (pre-presidential run). This may also be why Decker/On Cinema is one of the only funny Trump satires. The brain-rot dead ending of conservatism…