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Recent reviews

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    Look I don’t know if this actually holds up when you think about it, but it has some refreshingly nasty and practical thrills while you’re in it. So… elevated Blumhouse.

  • Body of Evidence

    Body of Evidence

    I asked ChatGPT for recommendations for trashy 90s thrillers. I had already seen it’s four recommendations (including Basic Instict and Wild Things). So I asked it for more.

    3. “Body of Evidence” (1993) - Madonna takes the lead in this provocative courtroom thriller, where she’s accused of murder, alongside Willem Dafoe.

    Now make it uwu 

    3. “Body of Evidence” (1993) - Madonna takes the lead in this pwovocative courtroom thwillew, accused of muwdew, alongside Willem Dafoe.

    Thank god it’s on…

Popular reviews

  • Beanie Mania

    Beanie Mania


    Is “The Beanie Rap” eligible for best original song?

  • Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii

    Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii


    The On Cinema universe is a lot of things, including a gigantic multi-year multimedia commitment. It’s also quietly one of the best satires of conservatism in both the pre-Trump era as well as the entirety of the last four years. 

    Decker was created in 2014 and Tim Heidecker has acknowledged the character is based on Trump himself (pre-presidential run). This may also be why Decker/On Cinema is one of the only funny Trump satires. The brain-rot dead ending of conservatism…