James B

proud, glorified dreg

Currently embroiled in the nightmarish experiment that is twitter.com/SteveNDestroy

Favorite films

  • Cloverfield
  • The World's End
  • Unforgiven
  • Swiss Army Man

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  • The Master of Disguise

    ½

  • The Bad Guys

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★½

  • On the Rocks

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  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    ½

    hmmm I'm starting to wonder if the only reason this movie is so vehemently reviled is because it fucking sucks.

    Truly bewildered by what the credits are supposed to be. How much of this movie was cut out? Did they shoot several disguises just for the credits? Why did they leave in a scene of adult Kevin Nealon being horny for the Olsen Twins who were approximately 16 years old at the time? Much to consider.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★½

    Over the course of the famous Covid-19 Pandemic I came around on Ben Schwartz. He is very funny and charismatic and I'm on board with him as Sonic!! This movie sucks though sorry!!!!

    Adam Pally is the best. Dude got to make a Sonic Paycheck and then go out and do a travel show with Jon Gabrus. Good for him.

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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★½

    This Jumanji is totally fine, but the audience I saw it with fucking loved it. There was uproarious applause at the end and throughout. There's a joke about Jack Black getting a boner and I thought these people were going to start fucking rioting with all the screaming and cheering.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    I will watch this movie every day for the rest of my life.