there’s a point where Fiji Water gets its own credit if you watch them long enough and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that it’s also my favorite brand of water. THATS how you get thirsty gays

this movie is inspiring and I know this because immediately after watching it, kim & I (two Big Introverts) decided to drive to SF and go to a comedy festival we had no tickets for or place to stay after. and you know what??? I thank whoever listened to ABBA’s discography and thought “there’s a story here”

sofia coppola: we are going to clear up that marie antoinette did not say "let them eat cake"
set designer: that's cool and all, but shouldn't we take these converse shoes out of the shot
sofia: what is this, a documentary?

i truly believe that nicole kidman rolling around on the floor wrapped in a fur blanket and pretending to be getting off on poetry is why cinema was invented