do 🙅‍♀️ NOT 🙅‍♂️  see 🔎👀 this movie ❌ 🎥 ❌ 

it WILL turn you gay 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈 

I didn’t listen 👂🏼 to my 👯‍♀️friends🤝 

 NOW?? i am a hoe-mo-sensual 😭🤧

an unfortunate truth the fly made me realize— this has jeff goldblum’s worse hairstyle which is also naturally the same way my hair looks when i don’t get it cut... what does this mean?

sofia coppola: we are going to clear up that marie antoinette did not say "let them eat cake"
set designer: that's cool and all, but shouldn't we take these converse shoes out of the shot
sofia: what is this, a documentary?

i truly believe that nicole kidman rolling around on the floor wrapped in a fur blanket and pretending to be getting off on poetry is why cinema was invented