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  • Spirited Away
  • Clue
  • Matilda
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  • Blood Dolls

    ★★★½

  • Blade: The Iron Cross

    ★★

  • Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

    ★★★½

  • Cure

    ★★★½

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  • Blood Dolls

    Blood Dolls

    ★★★½

    Because I clearly cant stay away from the Full Moon house of toys, heres another one which, just like the Puppet Master series, clearly is about other people than the titular figures in the title. But unlike the Puppet Master series, when every character is this weird out there character, that isnt bad.

    And holy moly the characters. We have the lead tiny headed main character, a weird tiny headed masked buisnessman whos apparently rich as sin, has a juggalo…

  • Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

    Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

    ★★★½

    Well this was a weird and unexpected ride. What is up with these 70s horror/weirdo flicks that are doing it for me right now. They are just jammed full of odd ideas and things that would never be attempted in the same manner nowadays by most, either because of the content not fitting audiences or because of the rather dream-like disconnected storytelling.

    The film just is super queer and slides wildly between comedy, horror, tragedy and drama. There's some super…

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  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

    This film is funny, silly and full of life though the ending is a real rush job that harms the film overall.

    Also why is the film so insistent that John Cheese's character is a big evil villain who deserves to be ruined? Dude made a race, allowed generally fair betting on it and didn't interfere once. Very weird.

  • Blade: The Iron Cross

    Blade: The Iron Cross

    ★★

    And with that I'm finally done with all the Puppet Master series that's on Arrow. Phew. What a ride/mess/slog/everything that series was. Was it worth doing it? Er....

    This film obviously took notice of the previous Axis film being off its rocker and thought 'Hey, why don't we ramp it up even moreso?' and while sometimes escalating is a good thing, I mean good lord we don't want another Retro Puppet Master boring us to death, sometimes things go a…