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  • North by Northwest
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • The Conversation
  • Sideways

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  • Pig

    ★½

  • The Tomorrow War

    ★★

  • Straight Time

    ★★★★½

  • The Ice Road

    ★★★

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★½

    People like this mopey, self-serious, anticlimactic “indie” junk?! Why is this graded on a curve? I’m at a loss. It’s increasingly difficult to defend professional critics for any reason.

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★★

    How does humanity get wiped out by an alien race reliably killed by small arms designed in the 1950s? Whatever. There are some really cool action scenes, and two plot developments I enjoyed. But the world-building is so emphatically lame (CHRIS PRATT LOVES “SCIENCE” HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT) that it’s difficult to suspend disbelief.

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  • Vice

    Vice

    This has to be the smarmiest piece of shit in cinema history, starting with a smarmy voiceover blasting everyone in the world as frivolous unless they’re as smart as Adam McKay, which, according to Adam McKay, is no one. 

    Really, this ain’t good, people, and pretending that it is just because you hate Dick Cheney is dumb. I could go on and on, but here’s a big one: The film even makes the argument that Lynne Cheney is more insidious…

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    I was a little surprised to see that QT's jump from Harvey to Sony was *more* indulgent than usual, but perhaps that makes sense; rolling out the red carpet and writing him a blank check was surely part of the bargain.

    The result is something I suspect is too meandering and esoteric for wide audiences, even as it allows QT's fearsome auteurial charms to delightfully simmer for nearly three hours. Brad Pitt deserves (but probably won't get) a nom for Best Supporting, while DiCaprio nails two scenes that are likely the most emotionally moving of QT's filmography.