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  • Apocalypse Now
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Blues Brothers
  • WALL·E

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  • Toy Story

    ★★★★★

  • Theodore Rex

    ½

  • The Lost City

    ★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

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  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    Florence Foster Jenkins

    ★★

    Always follow your dreams. Maybe one day Meryl Streep will portray you in a mediocre biopic.

  • Who Killed Captain Alex?

    Who Killed Captain Alex?

    ★★★★

    Aeons from now, in a time so distant it is unfathomable to the human form, the elder beings descend upon a council at the advent of the death of the universe. They communicate in forms beyond our comprehension to ponder one important point: They still haven't figured out who killed Captain Alex.

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  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★★★

    Umpteenth rewatch, but it's actually been a long time, the last time I watched this was in 2013 and I've only ever logged it once somehow. Like coming home, this is a rare comfort, a safe warm place that I can bundle up in when I need it.

    I remember seeing this in cinemas as a toddler. I remember distinct excitement about this film when it came out, not so much as it was definitely the premier children's film of…

  • Theodore Rex

    Theodore Rex

    ½

    OPEN THE DOOR
    GET
    ON
    THE
    FLOOR
    EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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  • The Problem with Apu

    The Problem with Apu

    ½

    "I certainly deserve a show."

    An impotent, mewling, self-important tirade by some irrelevant comedian about a cartoon character he doesn't like, fuelled with an incredibly reductive analysis of Apu and what he is designed to reflect in American society, and endless examples from the series that are taken out of context in order to make them seem like they are the problem they are in fact making fun of.

    What's really remarkable to me is how narcissistic this dude is.…

  • Epic

    Epic

    ★½

    Okay, this is Epic