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  • Apocalypse Now
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Blues Brothers
  • WALL·E

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  • The Duke

    ★★½

  • The Contractor

  • Gold

    ★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

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  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    Florence Foster Jenkins

    ★★

    Always follow your dreams. Maybe one day Meryl Streep will portray you in a mediocre biopic.

  • Who Killed Captain Alex?

    Who Killed Captain Alex?

    ★★★★

    Aeons from now, in a time so distant it is unfathomable to the human form, the elder beings descend upon a council at the advent of the death of the universe. They communicate in forms beyond our comprehension to ponder one important point: They still haven't figured out who killed Captain Alex.

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  • The Contractor

    The Contractor

    Envy is seeing the guy in the row in front of me pick the last James Bond film, which opens with a spectacular 15 minute chase sequence, while it takes literally 45 minutes of grating exposition for this apparently fun and exciting pulp thriller to even show someone brandishing a weapon.

  • Gold

    Gold

    ★★

    Zac Efron is the wrong guy to cast in this. Even at the very end when his face is utterly caked in hideous blood and dust make-up, he looks too well-chiselled, too clean, too untouched. It's impossible to take seriously.

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  • The Problem with Apu

    The Problem with Apu

    ½

    "I certainly deserve a show."

    An impotent, mewling, self-important tirade by some irrelevant comedian about a cartoon character he doesn't like, fuelled with an incredibly reductive analysis of Apu and what he is designed to reflect in American society, and endless examples from the series that are taken out of context in order to make them seem like they are the problem they are in fact making fun of.

    What's really remarkable to me is how narcissistic this dude is.…

  • Epic

    Epic

    ★½

    Okay, this is Epic