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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    I've been saying all I wanted from the Marvel franchise is for them to do an ending like that pretty much since the MCU began. First Avengers movie I've really been satisfied by and interested in. I fucking looved that last shot. It's still too long and plagued by similar problems as the others but for the first time there were real stakes. I don't know if it was worth so many generic shitty movies but this certainly justified the insanely expensive world building they've been doing.

  • Annihilation



    Indebted to Tarkovsky films like Stalker and Solaris, Annihilation is almost a DNA-mixed hybrid of the two. I loved it. The script and dialogue is a little stiff in some parts, and I found the pace slowing down noticeably when the focus moved away from The Shimmer, but overall this is the fascinating, unique sci fi we need more of. The last 20 minutes are stunning, and there are images (and sounds) in this movie I'll be thinking about forever. So thanks Paramount for pretty much dumping this.

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale


    omfg! such a copy off hungry games but so bad! its gross and all in a stupid langiage! i cant read subtitles and watch at the same time!

    plus it doesnt even have any hot boys like peeta or gale in it so why watch? #Team Peeta 4 life!!!!!!

  • Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill


    Jack and Jill is Adam Sandler's undisputed masterpiece, and clearly a true classic of modern cinema.

    In Sandler's previous film Funny People, he touched on the issue of comedic film stars doing ridiculous, awful children's movies. Posters such as "Re-Do" of a baby with a man's head, and "Mer-Man" littered the film, showing the career of a comedian who just needed some quick cash or even quick fame, willing to lower his standards to doing gimmicky kids films. Jack and…