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  • Scream 3
  • Coffee and Cigarettes
  • Thirst
  • Jackass Number Two

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  • Mindhunters

    ★★★

  • 30 Days of Night

    ★★★★

  • Splinter

    ★★★½

  • Urban Legends: Final Cut

    ★★★½

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  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★★★★

    This is the movie that shaped me as a person.

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer

    ★★★★★

    This is the funniest movie ever made save for those five minutes when it's the most sensual gay film ever made.

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  • Mindhunters

    Mindhunters

    ★★★

    2000s Terrorthon #4

    Deeply dumb, deeply entertaining. Every death in this rules, but I will never get over the shock of that first one.

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night

    ★★★★

    2000s Terrorthon #3

    I am a vampire girl first and foremost, so I was thrilled by this choice. Danny Huston ate… literally.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    Seven Spoiler-Free Thoughts:

    1. Not my favorite of the trilogy, but one of my favorite MCU third acts.
    2. The whole cast gave 110%. At one point, Zoe Saldaña delivered the best crazy eyes I have ever seen.
    3. Will Poulter was so good and I am super bummed he wasn't in it more.
    4. No movie can ever use "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" again.
    5. Maybe Quantumania set the bar insanely low, but I thought the CGI looked great…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★½

    Don't worry, the "funny" Ari Aster movie is still a three-hour waking nightmare.