Janne Widmark

Janne Widmark

Filmmaker with three movies with Kung in the title.


"Take a day out of your life and love me."

Favorite films

  • The Kid
  • The Baby of Mâcon
  • Cemetery Man
  • A Short Film About Killing

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  • A Bay of Blood

    ★★★

  • Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

    ★★★

  • Jurassic Shark

    ½

  • The Cat o' Nine Tails

    ★★

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  • A Bay of Blood

    A Bay of Blood

    ★★★

    Nothing really new to add to my first short review, I still think the same and I only rewatched this to listen to a commentary track with Tim Lucas (author of Mario Bava: All the Colors of the Dark).

    I like these movies (whatever "these" are?) but I love the extras more. (I think I might've overdone it and bought about 50 blu-rays the last 2 months just for the extras...) (I need help.)

  • Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

    Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

    ★★★

    Laura Gemser might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, but the movie is as sexy as eating a sandwich with raw chicken at an autopsy. I don't know, watching a dick get cut off kind of changes a man? I no longer have any cravings, I no longer need sex, food... I just want to take a long nap with my eyes wide open.


    Cool music though.


    Also: Smoking chimp.

    Also, also: No, "smoking chimp" is not an euphemism.

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