Favorite films

  • The Warriors
  • Thief
  • Princess Mononoke
  • TRON: Legacy

Recent activity

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

  • Operation Mincemeat


  • The New Mutants


  • The Sadness


Pinned reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Believe the hype.

    The Batman is a gritty noir detective story, which immediately sets it apart from the previous iterations and the aspect that I loved the most. The grime and desolation of Gotham oozes out of each scene through its immaculate cinematography and injected into your veins through Giacchino's brilliant score. 

    Robert Pattinson's transformation into the Batman is as perfect as many imagined and by far my favorite on screen interpretation of the caped crusader. This is definitely the…

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

Recent reviews

  • Operation Mincemeat

    Operation Mincemeat


    Operation Mincemeat is the movie you put on when you visit your dad during a holiday weekend to avoid any awkward conversations about your personal life.

    A mostly harmless movie that offers some exciting moments but is ultimately a glorified History channel movie with a decent Colin Firth and Matthew Macfayden performances.

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants


    I'm convinced this movie was written by a robot. There is no plausible way a real life human being looked at this script and said: yes, this is it. Lets make this movie. 

Popular reviews

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red


    ThiS mOVie IS sO uNrELaTABle

    You’ve never been embarrassed by your parents?
    You’ve never felt your parents were unfair? 
    You’ve never lied to your parents?
    You’ve never had a crush on anyone?
    You’ve never felt out of place or awkward? 
    You’ve never had friends you’d do anything for?
    You’ve never been bullied or teased?
    You’ve never obsessed over a musical artist?
    You’ve never gone through PUBERTY???

    Turning Red may not be perfect, but if your criticism is that “you can’t relate to it”, kindly exit stage left.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Netflix should waive next month’s fee as an apology for putting this movie out.