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The Northman 2022
Seen it 3 times just to rewatch Ethan Hawke huffing his sons fart and saying “I smell a clever pupil”
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
My finsta was called “Jamie_Lee_Skrtass”
It was videos of me on there straight blowing lines with rolled up Kraft singles
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The Northman 2022
What could be more Robert Eggers than a 1630 cabin farm in the New England woods and a New England lighthouse on a remote island in the 1890’s?
Fucking vikings.…
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The Northman 2022
i was on my knees in the dirt butt naked also behaving like a dog but i went BJORKBJORK 🗣BJORK 🗣BJORK 🗣
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The Northman 2022
bjork planted the mother tree, anya tapped the mother trunk, and nicole GULPED the mother sap
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The Batman 2022
Mark Nepi’s (my dad) texted review post HBO viewing last night (he’s 66):
Started slow, corny, and formulaic. Steadily got better. Paul Dano came on strong, having the best written…
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Polytechnique 2009
In Polytechnique the world often appears upside down, or shifted 90 degrees onto its side. I don't know if Villeneuve is suggesting that this is the world of the killer,…
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