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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    if this gets 30 likes i’ll get saoirse ronan’s birthmark tattooed on my cheek so we can be twins

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    why is natalie mad that mila kunis put drugs in her drink? that’s literally my dream.

Recent reviews

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights


    PLOT TWIST: that’s not a prosthetic it’s actually mark wahlbergs real dick

  • Water Lilies

    Water Lilies


    céline sciamma: a queen at making depressing lesbian movies

Popular reviews

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    things to do while depressed:

    -stream lady bird
    -watch saoirse ronan interviews 
    - think about how many lives greta gerwig changed with this masterpiece 

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games


    if 2020 was a movie this would be it:

    • a terrible president 
    • murder hornets = tracker jackers 
    • people rebelling again the government 
    • protests 
    • pepper spray = the fog in catching fire

    now we just need jennifer lawrence to save us