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  • The Wizard of Oz

    The Wizard of Oz

    ★★★★

    Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

    Ah The Wizard of Oz. One of the most famous family classics of cinema. I remember watching this as a kid not realizing how revolutionary it was and not knowing how old it truly was. I just assumed it was a relatively old family flick... I didn’t think about the importance of the film. I just simply watched it. Years…

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★½

    Quick Review:

    Now you're stuck in this day. Congrats. Oh, and by the way? You're going to die. Again... and again... and again.

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard at a comedy. I watched this and the first Happy Death Day film back to back last night expecting horror. What I got were two flawed, but insanely fun thrillers with horror and comedy elements in them. Honestly, it is not even a horror film at this…

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  • Catwoman

    Catwoman

    ½

    First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece of shit, god-awful movie. Ahhhhh! You know, it was just what my career needed, you know? I was at the top, and then Catwoman just plummeted me to the bottom. Love it. It’s hard being on top, it’s much better being on the bottom.” 

    -Halle Berry at the 25th Golden Raspberry Awards.

    Yeah... I’m not going to beat around the bush here. I…

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★★½

    As far as the DC cinematic universe goes, it is a very mixed bag for me. I don't think the films are complete and utter failures like many people do, but they have been very disappointing to me. I like Man of Steel, I don't like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and I consider Suicide Squad to be a guilty pleasure of mine, but I don't think it is a very good movie. After the last two misfires, I…