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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★★

    i do not know a more feminist movie

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★

    jake gyllenhaal naked and bisexual... i'm eating good.
    ugh i just hated zawe's performance and wish this wasn't another 2 hour "art is sacrifice" piece.. gilroy u have failed me
    also: i love in movies when someone says "over my dead body" and then someone ELSE dies, very natural/good false telegraphing! film!

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  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    ★★★

    i don't know if this was propaganda for or against late-stage capitalism but i do know lucy liu in that red pantsuit added 5 years to my life

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I LIKE CAN'T HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!) my poor fucking wig...... oh my god. YESSSSS WOOOOOOO so warped and grotesque and insane and amazing