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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde


    i do not know a more feminist movie

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    jake gyllenhaal naked and bisexual... i'm eating good.
    ugh i just hated zawe's performance and wish this wasn't another 2 hour "art is sacrifice" piece.. gilroy u have failed me
    also: i love in movies when someone says "over my dead body" and then someone ELSE dies, very natural/good false telegraphing! film!

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  • Set It Up

    Set It Up


    i don't know if this was propaganda for or against late-stage capitalism but i do know lucy liu in that red pantsuit added 5 years to my life

  • Suspiria



    AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I LIKE CAN'T HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!) my poor fucking wig...... oh my god. YESSSSS WOOOOOOO so warped and grotesque and insane and amazing