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  • Three Story Tour
  • Stranger
  • Lawn Maintanance is not a f#cking vocation
  • Bereaved

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  • Downfalls High

    ★★★★

  • Evil Dead

    ★★★★

  • Chef

    ★★★★

  • Sleepers

    ★★★★

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  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead

    ★★★★

    This is an incredibly fun time; some truely fantastic squibs and practicals, and some great cinematography. The direction is definitely heavily Raimi influenced with inevitably less style, but I think that helped guide Alvarez’s hand, who has truely made some shockers since this piece

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    Beautiful, epic, surreal, powerful and bloody. My kind of film

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    ★★★★★

    STOP TRYING TO HIDE THIS FILM

    WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED

    THIS IS A MAGIC, WONDERFUL FILM FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

    DONT BE OPPRESSED

    MR MAGORIUM STANS WHERE WE AT

  • Wheelman

    Wheelman

    ★★★

    Director: Fuck man, what can we call this? Drive?
    Head guy: taken
    Director: drive angry?
    Head guy: taken 
    Director: The Driver?
    Head guy: taken
    Director: fuck sake, we’re gonna have to call it fuckin Wheel man or some dumb shit
    Head guy: say that again?