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  • Billy Madison

    Billy Madison

    “Here’s a nice piece of shit.”

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★

    I kind of forgot how much money this made in its day (third highest grossing film of all-time adjusted for inflation, after Gone with the Wind and Star Wars).

    It's fine.

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  • Dreamcatcher

    Dreamcatcher

    My dad and sister went to this in theatre and I always remember them saying how the theatre had printed out a sign saying 'no refunds' over this movie's poster.

    Studio outsider art.

  • Satan War

    Satan War

    ★★★★

    My $w33t $@t@n & b1@ck m@$$3$

    Shit kettle... moving chairs of doom... floral wallpaper... The Entity territory... a biker gang movie, but they are invisible demon ghosts... That Synth...the wood paneling... shag carpet. This is actually why YouTube exists.

    (The last segment of this is total garbage though.)